Kanjibhai says anyone who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:

For all Gujju children, understand your Parents When they say: They mean:
Pasadi...........................Prashad
Sufuria.........................Saucepan
Sano..............................Snow

Rupaben likes to sing, and whenever she begins, her husband Kanjibhai heads outside.
Hurt and a little dejected, Rupaben asked muna na Bapa, "Don't you like my singing?"

Rupaben was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said, "Rupaben , this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice."