Girl : If you will try to kiss me, main shor macha dungi

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A : Goal kar ne k liye