Ek kanjoos ka beta apni girl friend ke sath bahar ghum ke ghar vapis aaya to kanjoos baap ne poocha :-
Kanjoos baap :kitne paise kharche ?
beta : 50

Two brothers open shops in front of each other. One of them gets good business from the beginning the other remains to sit idle. He though to contact the other, he went to his shop.

Kiya aapke pass hai ??

SULAGTA JISM,

Kap-kapaate hont,

Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi .
Jise samjha coca cola, woh nikla dhokha cola .