A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Person: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.

Nepolian ek person ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.