Ramlal (Bagwan se): Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.

wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya

Patient: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?