Bhola was looking for a job. He couldn't find one in India so started applying to US & Canada. As soon as he applied, he got a reply from a US company. Bhola was very happy and started giving treat to all his friends...

A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"

A lion held a huge party at his place, he invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha,