Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?

Garmi ka din tha aur ek machchar bahut pareshaani se baitha tha...thabhi ek saathi machchar wahaan aaya aur poocha... " kyu bhai tum itne pareshaan kyu ho"

Police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha ...aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
officer ne bihaari se poocha...."agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge"

3 ladke marne k baad yamlok pahunche....jahaan unke karmo k aadhaar par fal baanthe jaa rahe the....
chitragupt pahle ladke ko yamraaj k saamne laaya...
yamraaj ne poocha..."iska kya kusoor hai..."