Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kay piya na jaye, Zindigi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ke jiya na jaye, Sms ka charge hai magar, Itna bhi nahi ki kia na jaye...

Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ke dost ko bhi aik puppy, Kyo ki meray doggy nai aaj hi dus puppy ko janam diya hai.

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!


Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Tum Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!