Chandrababuism:  You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.
 Better beware of them.

  P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's stopped in  traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the

senator invited him home for dinner, the  minister was very impressed

by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked