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Rabri devi died and went to heaven (don't laugh). as she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clock behind.
She asked, what are all those clocks ?

Yamraj answered, those are lie clocks. everyone on earth has a lieclock. every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
Oh, said rabri, who's clock is that ?
That's goutam buddha's. the hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
and whose clock is that ?
That's abraham lincon's clock. the hands have only moved twice, telling us that abraham only told two lies in his intire life.
Rabri asked, where's my laloo's clock ?
Laloo's clock is in my office, replied yamraj, i am using it as a ceiling fan.