As Michael Grade becomes boss of ITV, can you imagine some of the great shows he will give us Jews. I'm A Mensch, Get Me Out of Here. 12 pillars of the Jewish community including Rabbis and other lay leaders get stranded in Brooklyn, New York and have to endure a series of tests to see how Jewish they can be.

Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Jew sitting beneath a tree.

"Is there some place ahead where we can get food?"

A young man replied to an advert for a Trainee Rabbi, being attracted by the rate of pay : £250 a week plus TIPS !
He arrived at the Synagogue and saw the words over the Rabbi's door : WE KEEP THE PIECE !

One day, as Isaac Levy is driving home, a lorry crashes into his car. He’s very lucky and suffers only moderate injuries. Nevertheless, he’s off work for two months. As a result, he contacts a Personal Injury lawyer who, after hearing the details, recommends that Isaac take the lorry driver to court for dangerous driving. Isaac agrees.