One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!

 Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '

What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves.

What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
Doggone

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?