If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

'Two brothers aged 8 and 10, were alway playing pranks and getting into mischief. When things went wrong in town, at school, at fairs, and at church, they were inevitably behind it. Their parents were beside themselves with anxiety. What if their children should 'step over the line' and get in trouble with the Law.

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
'Yeah teach?' he replies.