A young boy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?

A. Swimming trunks.

A mother and father were frustrated with their two boys that had developed a foul mouth from being around kids at school. The Father told his wife, "I known what my father would do if I used words our sons are using. He would grab us up and whip us with a belt.

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wears. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
     
      "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.