Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?

A. Sunday, of course!

One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears.
     
      Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" I asked.

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

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Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!