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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t!

The night was dark and stormy
The bathroom light was dim
I heard a crash, I heard a splash!
Oh Gosh – he’s fallen in!



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail with water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill collapsed with laughter!



As I was coming down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away!



I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on the knife!



Mary had a bionic cow,
It lived on safety pins.
And every time she milked that cow
The milk came out in tins.

I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!