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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tiffany !
Tiffany who ?
Tiffany rubbish out the bin will you !

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Who's there !
Tillie !
Tillie who ?
Tillie comes I'm going to wait here !

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Who's there !
Tillie Bell !
Tillie who ?
Tillie end of time !

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Who's there !
Tilly !
Tilly who ?
Tilly-vision is my favourite invention !

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Who's there !
Tim !
Tim who ?
Tim after time !

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Who's there !
Tim !
Tim who ?
Tim you got scared !

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Who's there !
Tina !
Tina who ?
Tina salmon !

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Who's there !
Tinker Bell !
Tinker Bell who ?
Tinker Bell is out of order !

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Who's there !
Tish !
Tish who ?
That's good for blowing your nose !

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Who's there !
Tito !
Tito who ?
Titotaler !

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Who's there !
Titus !
Titus who ?
Titus it can be !

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Who's there !
Toast !
Toast who ?
Toast where the days !

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Who's there !
Tobias !
Tobias who ?
Tobias a pig, that's why I went to market !

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Who's there !
Toby !
Toby who ?
Tobyacco Road !

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Who's there !
Toby !
Toby who ?
Toby or not toby, that is the question !

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Who's there !
Toffee !
Toffee who ?
Toffee-l loved is great !

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Who's there !
Tolkien !
Tolkien who ?
Tolkiens get you on the subway !

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Who's there !
Tommorr !
Tommorr who ?
Got a speech impediment !

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Who's there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom lashing !

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Who's there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom Sawyer underwear !

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Who's there !
Tommy !
Tommy who ?
Tommy you will always be gorgeous !

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Who's there !
Toodle !
Toodle who ?
Bye, bye !

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Who's there !
Toot !
Toot who ?
Toot the bitter end !

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Who's there !
Tooth !
Tooth who ?
Tooth or dare !

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Who's there !
Toothy !
Toothy who ?
Toothy the day after Monday !

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Who's there !
Too wit !
Too wit who ?
Is there an owl in here !

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Who's there !
Topic !
Topic who ?
Topic a wildflower isn't allowed !

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Who's there !
Torch !
Torch who ?
Torch you'd never ask !

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Who's there !
Tori !
Tori who ?
Tori I bumped into you !

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Who's there !
Toronto !
Toronto who ?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes !

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Who's there !
Tosca !
Tosca who ?
Toscaloosa !

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Who's there !
Toto !
Toto who ?
Tota-lly devoted to you !

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Who's there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan live as cheaply as one !

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Who's there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan play at this game !

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Who's there !
Toyota !
Toyota who ?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes !

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Who's there !
Tracy !
Tracy who ?
Tracy the shape with a pencil !

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Who's there !
Trey !
Trey who ?
Trey of the lonesome pine !

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Who's there !
Tricia !
Tricia who ?
Bless you !

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Who's there !
Tripoli !
Tripoli who ?
Tripoli play !

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Who's there !
Tristan !
Tristan who ?
Tristan Isolde than his brother !

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Who's there !
Trixie !
Trixie who ?
Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician !

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Who's there !
Troy !
Troy who ?
Troy the bell instead !

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Who's there !
Trudy !
Trudy who ?
Trudy your word !

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Who's there !
Truffle !
Truffle who ?
Truffle with you is that you are so shy !

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Who's there !
Truman !
Truman who ?
Truman and good needed for the jury !

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Who's there !
Trump !
Trump who ?
Trump-ed up charges !

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Who's there !
Tsongas !
Tsongas who ?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some knock knock jokes !

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Who's there !
Tuba !
Tuba who ?
Tuba toothpaste !

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Who's there !
Tuba !
Tuba who ?
Tuba glue !

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Who's there !
Tubby !
Tubby who ?
Tubby or not to be !

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Who's there !
Tucson !
Tucson who ?
Tucson an' two daughters are enough kids !

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Who's there !
Tummy !
Tummywho ?
Tummy you'll always be no. 1 !

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Who's there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
You can tuna a piano, but you can't tuna fish !

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Who's there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
Tuna your radio down, I'm trying to get some sleep !

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Who's there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better !

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Who's there !
Tunis !
Tunis who ?
Tunis company, three's a crowd !

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Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin around !

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Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin a deaf ear !

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Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween !

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Who's there !
Turkey !
Turkey who ?
Turkey, open door !

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Who's there !
Turner !
Turner who ?
Turner round, what is that behind you !

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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for work at nine or you're fired !

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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip this little lane, that's where I live !

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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

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Who's there !
Twain !
Twain who ?
Twains are what wabbits take a twip on !

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Who's there !
Twig !
Twig who ?
Twig or tweat !

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Who's there !
Twix !
Twix who ?
Twix you and me there is a lot of friendship !

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Who's there !
Two !
Two who ?
Two be or not to be !

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Who's there !
Twyla !
Twyla who ?
Twyla light of the Gods !

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Who's there !
Ty !
Ty who ?
Ty breaker !

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Who's there !
Ty !
Ty who ?
Ty up loose ends !

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Who's there !
Typhoid !
Typhoid who ?
Typhoid that song before !

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Who's there !
Tyrone !
Tyrone who ?
Tyrone shoelaces!

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Who's there !
Tyson !
Tyson who ?
Tyson of this on for size !