Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

Laloo prasad adav is (un)known for his English knowledge, here goes one of those typical Laloo replies.

Laloo returns from a US tour. And he completes his press conference

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"

(The joke is mix of English and Hindi words)

 Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back   to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...
 
   The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...