During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a   German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the
 technological  advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of   medicine.

  The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms  so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and  became a professional boxer and a gold medalist in the Olympics!"
 
  The German replied, "That's nothing compared to what we have achieved.  Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached  pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics  marathon gold medalist!"
 
  The Indian interjected, "Is that all you have achieved , just gold  medalists? In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We  attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he  is the railway minister of India!!