(The joke is mix of English and Hindi words)

 Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back   to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...
 
   The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...
 
  

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a  bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to  know what happened.
 
   The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log   ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare   log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum   dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara    piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
 
   Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "
 
   The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur  hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"