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Misa Yadav, Laloo's daughter, and MBBS exam |
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Anybody want to know who is Misa Yadav? FYI, she is Laloo's daughter.
You know what she wrote in Medical Entrance Exam? Here it goes:
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess Diana
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - couple in jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
GENES - blue denim
GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without toes LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MENOPAUSE - I no wait
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
RUPTURE - ecstasy
SECRETION - hiding anything
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUTURE - Gujarati for “what do you want”
TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
URINE - opposite of you’re out
VARICOSE - very close
VAS DEFERENS - extremely different
VEIN - at what time?
VITREOUS HUMOR - both witty & funny
THE BIGGEST JOKE IS, SHE WAS THROUGH!!!!!!!  |