Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is, and she replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Little Johnny's English class teacher called on him to recite a sentence with a direct object. Little Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you're beautiful."

The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?"

"A horsy." one child answered.

"And this?" the teacher asks.

A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."

After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.