Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"

She replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."

"Really?" he said excitedly.

A young pretty female school teacher had been telling her class about the value of being observant and said, "Now children, look at the clock; what does the clock have that I have too?"

One little girl stood up and said, "It has a face."

Little Johnny's mother was tucking him into bed one summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Daddy! What are you doin'?"

His father replied, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."