A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.

Little Johnny asked his Sunday school teacher, "Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"

The teacher said, "I imagine he did."

A cop was walking his beat through a back alley when he caught Little Johnny having a wank in the long grass.

"What do you think you're doing?" the cop asked.

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day, he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered.