A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.

The teacher asked the class "Children, can you tell me which part of the body goes to Heaven first?"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher saw this and thought to herself, 'Oh no!

A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Mary raised her hand and said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday".