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One day the Teacher was teaching her class of city kids about Farm Tools.
She held up a shovel and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no one did, except for Little Johnny, he said "Teacher, thats a shovel".

So next she held up a rake and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no one did , except for Little Johnny, he said "Teacher, thats a rake".
"Very good Little Johnny " said the teacher. Then she held up a hoe, and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no on knew, not even Little Johnny.
So the Teacher told the class "This class, is a Hoe".
"IT CANT BE" cried Little Johnny.
Yes, this is a hoe said the teacher.
"IMPOSSIBLE" said Little Johnny.
Why is it impossible for this to be a hoe asked the teacher?
To which Little Johnny replied,"Both my sisters, they's Ho's, and they dont look anything like that!!!