Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love.

One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.

Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"

One day the Teacher was teaching her class of city kids about Farm Tools.
She held up a shovel and asked the class if any one knew what it was, no one did, except for Little Johnny, he said "Teacher, thats a shovel".