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Little Johnny was walking down the street one afternoon, proudly carring a mason jar full of turpentine. The Local Priest stopped him and asked, "Johnny, what is that"? Johnny replied "Father, in this jar I have the most powerful liquid on earth, Turpentine!".

The priest said, "Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid on earth, if you rub it on a womans belly, she will pass a baby!"
Johnny replied" Thats nothin, rub some of this on a cats butt and it will pass a freight train!"