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Virgie,the high school cheerleader, confessed to the school chaplain Fr. Goodlove that she had been going on kissing sprees with her boyfriend in the front seat of his car nightly for the past two weeks.
"Don't you think that you've been at something that's
really wrong," the priest reprimanded her.

Kathy is shortsighted.She always wore her glasses before.After she has a boyfriend she does not wear glasses anymore.
Her mother feels strange and asks her:"Why do you not
wear glasses now?"

A soldier is fighting in the front.He receives a breaking off letter from his girlfriend.She says she will marry with a businessman and let the soldier send back her pictures. The soldier thinks it over.He borrows about 20 pictures of the girls from his battle companions

David tells his fiancee:"Darling,look ,I bought a necklace for you . there are total 24 pearls on it."
"Why is it 24 pears?"
"Because I is the same number with your age." "Oh,that is why." His fiancee complain involuntarily: