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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

Q: Where would you find a committed man?

A: In a mental hospital.

Q: Why is a KFC better than a woman?

A: Because after you have finnished with the breasts and thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"

The other replies: "That's a GREAT trade!"

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: Why did the Rubber cross the road?
A: It got pissed off.

Did you hear about the homosexual undertaker?

He invited a few friends around to suck on a cold one.

Q: How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..