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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

There were 3 friends and they planned to go to to amsterdam, they took a plane and landed quite late in the evening,they checked into their hotel ,and off they went to the brothel, they could only find ,one pros as it is alraeady late ,

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

2. Walk to the bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.