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1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income
called?
     IngumDax

  2) Where did the Malayali study?
      In the ko-liage.
 
  3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

     He is very bissi.
 
  4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
     To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
     Gelff.

 
  5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
     To yearn meney.
 
  6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
     fire?

     He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
 
  7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
     MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and
Yen
 
  8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
     Yem Bee Yae.
 
  9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to   America ?
      
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
 
  10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
       everyday?
       An Oto

 
  11) Where does he pray?
       In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
 
  12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

       A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
 
  13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
       Kerala.
 
  14) Why is
industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
       Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
 
  15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?

       He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
       'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
 
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
       " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
 
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
       teams ?
       Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea
shop.
 
  18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
       kokanet oil.
 
  19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of
Benana
      Chibbs.
 
  20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
       bones....