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One of my mallu friend used to say "I dold my fader to get de gey". He meant "I told my father to get the key".

In a Trivandrum college, a Tamilian professor asked the Peon to get him "chaakkh" for chalk indeed. The poor guy went places and got him after 1 hour jute mattress which you would call in Malayalam chaakk! Malayalees call chalk as choke !

When asked a mallu why there are signals in the junction, he replied that it is there so that he can sell newspapers. These jokes show how industrous a mallu is!

When Neil Armstrong first landed in the moon, the only thing he could find there was a mallu's chaaya kada (tea shop)!

Why did the old mallu go to co-ledge. He went to co-ledge to get some no-ledge !

Hemant and his dad went to purchase a PC. They met one of his mallu colleagues and asked for his opinion. He told them to go to the other lane & find "pc weld". We went there and found no such shop. They searched the entire market thinking that the guy was disoriented.

After about 45 minutes of looking high-n-low Hemant said "let's go back to the same lane. Maybe it's a small shop with a small board", & there staring back at them was a big board "pc world"!

A professor of Engg. Graphics in our engineering college, had a hilarious hold of English. When he wanted fresh air in our labs, he would instruct one of the students to "open the doors of the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

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