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Put the wind into the ball (because the football had to be blown up)!

There are so many Malayalees in the air force that it is zimbly called the india nair force !!!

Why did the mallu go to coliage? to gain some know-liage.

Why did the same mallu go to the demple? to 'bray'

why did the mallu go to the the 'soo' (zoo)? zimply!

Spelling of maximum by Malayalee: yem ye yex i yem u yem !

The oo-fice was closed on o-gust dwendy secand because of a bendh colled by congress.

You know he/she is a mallu when their name ends with "ju". Riju, biju, aju, liju, saju, raju, renju, tinju, sanju, anju, manju!

You know he/she is a mallu when their name ends with "nu". Manu, binu, sinu, rinu, anu, vinu, linu, jinu, tinu etc.!

You need to know little of Kannada and Malayalam to appreciate this: One newly arrived Malayali in Bangalore goes to a bus stop and asks a person waiting there.

lli buss indhiraa nagar hogumoo?
the person replys hoganam !!

Why was the mallu not included in the football team? he was not selected because whenever he gets a corner, he sets up a tea shop there!

Malayalam if spelt either ways is the same, so you never know if they are coming in or going out.

What degree did the mallu get after completing law college? yell yell bee

Why did a mallu buy an yer-ticket ? to go to gelf to yern money !