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Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend.

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.

- "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"

- "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??"