Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."

Washington and his men had just finished a big battle and were tired and wounded. They walked for miles looking for a place to stay when they came upon a very small broken down shack.

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother.