☻Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

☻All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

☻if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

 ☻Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty?
A: A blonde parade.


☻Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre?
A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.

☻Lights on, door open, nobody at home

☻As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

☻He's as bent as a butchers hook

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I'm just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too...*