☻Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on

☻Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

☻Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles

 ☻You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

☻Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.

☻You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..

☻Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.

☻Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS

☻Them:
You:
      Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener