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☻Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
☻Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
☻Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles
☻she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
☻when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
☻even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
☻when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
☻Anything Yo's - So Ugly...
☻Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.
☻Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.
☻Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics
☻Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.
☻Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.
☻Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.
☻Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.
☻Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!
☻Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
☻You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
☻Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.
☻Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.
☻Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!
☻Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!
☻Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...
☻Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?
☻Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...
☻Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.
☻Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his hair that's running away from his ugly noggin.
☻You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.
☻Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.
☻Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.
☻Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.
☻Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.
☻Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...
☻Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???
☻Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.
☻Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3
☻Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.
☻Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the electric chair
☻Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings...
☻Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
☻Yo Moma So Old
☻she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
☻Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
☻when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
☻she still owes Moses a dollar.
☻when she was at school...there was No history class!
☻she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
☻she's got the first autographed Koran.
☻she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
☻when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
☻she even made Yoda jealous.
☻she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
☻the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
☻when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
☻she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
☻her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
☻vher birthday expired.
☻when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
☻she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
☻Anything Yo's - So Old ...
☻Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001
☻Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph
☻Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.
☻Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
☻You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.
☻Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda
☻Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
☻Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair
☻You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones
☻Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper
☻Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park
☻Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate
☻You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.
☻Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls
☻Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking on the light switch.
☻Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus
☻Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.
☻Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple
☻Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman
☻Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show
☻yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.
☻Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace
☻I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.
☻You Dog so old it farts out dust.
☻Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
☻Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal
☻Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'
☻Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!
☻Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant
☻Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.
☻Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
☻Yo Moma So Poor
☻that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
☻they put her photo on food stamps.
☻when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
☻she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
☻burglars break into her home and leave money.
☻when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
☻the building society repossed her cardboard box.
☻she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
☻each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
☻she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
☻when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
☻I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
☻when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
☻I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
☻I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
☻I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
☻only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
☻when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
☻she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
☻closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
☻she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
☻I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
☻I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
☻I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
☻she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
☻when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
☻Anything Yo's - So Poor...
☻You're so poor even Beggars give you money.
☻Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps.
☻Your Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
☻Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
☻Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
☻You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
☻Yo sister is so po...shit, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!
☻Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.
☻Yo' Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
☻Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
☻You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."
☻Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!
☻Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting married...just so she can get the rice at the wedding.
☻Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.
☻Yo' so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer
☻Yo' best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent (cent).
☻Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her two cents into this conversation...
☻Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!
☻Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"
☻You Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag...
☻Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged up skateboard and he yelled - "Get off my F****in CAR"
☻Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to surf the web.
☻Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex
☻Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food...
☻Yo Gardener's so damn poor that when I pissed in his yard he thanked me for watering the lawn...
☻Yo Mama's so damn poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...
☻You so piss poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of...
☻Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
☻Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..."
☻Yo half-sister so damn poor even the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.
☻Anything Yo's....
☻Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
☻Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
☻I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
☻Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
☻Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
☻Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
☻Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...
☻You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)
☻But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
☻Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
☻You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
☻Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
☻Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
☻Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
☻Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...
☻Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...
☻Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
☻Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
☻Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
☻Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
☻Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
☻Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.
☻Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
☻Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
☻The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'
☻Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
☻Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
☻I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
☻Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...
☻Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
☻Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...
☻I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!
☻Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
☻Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
☻I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...
☻Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
☻That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...
☻Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...
☻Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
☻Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
☻Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
☻I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
☻No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!
☻But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
☻Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
☻And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
☻Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
☻She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...
☻Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow
☻Yo Momma Like
☻a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
☻a bus - only 50 pence a ride
☻a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
☻a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
☻a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
☻a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
☻an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
☻a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
☻the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
☻a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
☻Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
☻a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
☻a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
☻McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
☻a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
☻the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
☻a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
☻peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
☻Anything Yo's
☻Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...
☻Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...
☻Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...
☻Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...
☻Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
☻Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.
☻Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.
☻Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.
☻Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...
☻Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...
☻Yo Momma so Smelly
☻the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
☻she made Right Guard call for backup.
☻even the dogs won't smell her.
☻an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
☻that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...
☻she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
☻her poo is glad to escape.
☻that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
☻that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
☻that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...
☻even sewer rats get outta her way...
☻that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...
☻Yo Momma so Dirty
☻she has to creep up on the bath water.
☻that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.
☻that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
☻she lost 2 stone after taking a shower
☻that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
☻that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
☻Yo Momma so Greasy
☻Texaco buy oil from her
☻she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
☻her freckles slipped off.
☻the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
☻she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
☻her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
☻she uses bacon as a band aid.
☻Your Mama So Fat
☻when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
☻she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
☻folk exercise by jogging around her!
☻when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
☻she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
☻she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
☻NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
☻she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
☻small objects orbit her.
☻she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
☻when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
☻when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
☻she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
☻when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
☻she could be the eighth continent.
☻she nearly put Safeway out of business
☻the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
☻her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
☻when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
☻she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
☻her fave food is seconds.
☻her belt size is Equator.
☻she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
☻she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
☻she shows up on radar.
☻she needs a map to find her butt.
☻she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
☻she wears an asteroid belt.
☻her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
☻she has TB ... 2 bellys.
☻she's once, twice, three times a lady.
☻she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
☻the circus use her as a trampoline
☻stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
☻when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
☻she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
☻she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
☻she deep fries her toothpaste.
☻Anything Yo's - So Fat...
☻Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
☻Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American
☻Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
☻Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
☻Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
☻Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
☻Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon
☻Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!
☻Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
☻Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
☻Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
☻Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
☻Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces
☻Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
☻Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
☻Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 atoms thick
☻Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.
☻Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
☻Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
☻Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
☻Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
☻Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years
☻Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'
☻You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
☻Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass
☻Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
☻You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
☻Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
☻Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
☻Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
☻Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman's pastry
☻Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.
☻Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.
☻Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling
☻Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
☻Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
☻Yo Moma...
☻has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
☻has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
☻has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
☻has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
☻has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...
☻has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
☻got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
☻got a glass eye with a fish in it.
☻got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
☻got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
☻got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
☻is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
☻Anything Yo's
☻Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
☻You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
☻Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.
☻Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights
☻Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.
☻Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.
☻Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
☻Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter
☻Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
☻Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons
☻Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo' baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts
☻Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.
☻Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.
☻You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.
☻Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys
☻Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
☻Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
☻You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
☻Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner
☻Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
☻Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen
☻Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...
☻You Wife got more crack than harlem
☻Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store
☻Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
☻Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
☻I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
☻I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
☻If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
☻Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
☻hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
☻instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
☻they gave her a middle name...'accident'. |
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