New Yo mama jokes

Odd ... but funny enough to laugh at !! Cool & latest you mama, yo momma jokes.

1. Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.
2. Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.
3. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."
4. Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.
5. Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."