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Yo momma's so fat, she makes right guard go left.

Yo momma's so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.

Yo momma's so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo momma's so dirty, she's gotta creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Yo momma's so fat, that when yo daddy has sex with her, he's gotta wear a 2x4 so he don't fall in.

Yo momma's like a Happy Meal- Small, Cheap, and Greasy.

Yo momma's like a hardware store- 25 cents a screw.

Yo momma's like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age-she died.

Yo momma's so nasty, she makes blind people cry.

Yo momma's so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus $2.

Yo momma's so fat, she had to get baptized at sea world.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo momma's so fat, they had to install speed bumps in the buffet.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street and I said "What are you doing?" She said "Moving."

Yo Momma so fat, her blood type's Ragu.

Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!

Yo Momma so fat, she makes Shamu look like a tic-tac.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she went to a Whaler's game to see Shamu.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo Momma's so fat, her nipples touch her back.

Yo Momma's not so bad....She'll give you the hair off her back!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.