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Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
Chicago...

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bitches good side!

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people try to ride HER!

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Washington's nose.

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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

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wearing tights!

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Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!