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What did Sindbad eat when he was washed up on a desert island?
He ate all the sand which is there. (Sandwiches!)

Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
It was his habit!

How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!

What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!

Do giants eat Englishmen with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!

How did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?
He used a cowculator!