The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and
summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his
attorney, Jamshedji..

Do you know,

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it  off to her colleagues. As
she got out, a truck passed  too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.