Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?

A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in a fever.

Sigmund Freud had many interesting things to say about people’s attitudes to laundry. Here is a quick test to see how you relate to it:

An acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists