A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.

Q:  What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?

 Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds "59."

 A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife’s going
To have her baby in the cab!" Doctor grabbed his stuff, rushed out to the cab,