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Psychiatrists say that 1 out of every 4 people are mentally ill... Check 3 friends, if they’re okay, you’re it.

Pharmacist handing prescription to customer: "Take one of these every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off."

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying ’It’s a madhouse.’"

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d druther not.