According to a recent government publication ...

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.

My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?"

What is the difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."