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Texan Farmer in Australia |
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." |
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Irish man got cancer |
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An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've got some bad news for
you...you have the cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month." |
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A black and a white guy in heaven. |
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A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they could go anywhere. |
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Anti Racist Joke |
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Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur. |
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