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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche? A: I don't have a porsche in my garage.
Q: Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one trying to eat it's way out.
Q: What do you do when there's no time to rape a dead baby? A: There's ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.
Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? A: An errection.
Q: Whats better than 100 dead babies stapled to a tree? A: One baby stapled to 100 trees.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A: A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? A: I don't cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it
Q: Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ? A: To see the expression on its face!
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? A: I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Q: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gerkin? A: Big Mac
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid? A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Q: What's small, and red, and full of holes? A: A baby on a bed of nails.
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree? A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata!
Q: What's small, and shiny, and blue? A: A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
Q: How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? A: 4 1/2.
Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave? A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Q: What do you call a 30week-old premee? A: An Appetizer!
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch? A: Phil
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
Q: How are babies and the elderly alike? A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's red and dances? A: A baby on a barbecue
Q: Whats worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
Q: What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree? A: One is legal to hit with an axe.
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph? A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Q: What's brown and gurgles? A: A baby in a casserole.
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby? A: Threesomes.
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A: A baby with a black eye!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What's red and goes round and round? A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? A: Art
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch? A: Matt
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach? A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? A: Bob
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A: Fucked
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby? A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What do you get when you blow up Glendale? A: Armogeddon
Q: Why didn't the skeleton fuck Britney Spears? A: Because he didn't have a boner in his body! |
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